Have you ever had the realisation that despite your best efforts you will never be the completely selfless, giving, caring, wonderful person you want to be?
Where I’m from: Hereford
Where I would like to live: Paris, L.A., Spain etc.
Favourite food: Vegetable Korma
Sexual orientation: Straight
Relationship status: Happily taken
Favourite book: If You Could See Me Now
Favourite movie: Moulin Rouge
Favourite TV Show: The Office US (at the moment)
Random fact about me: I paint random goblin-y creatures for my friends.
Favourite day of the year: 25th December
Favourite colour: Turquoise
If I have any pets; if so, their names: Checkers, Boo and Phoenix (snakes) Beth, Ellie, Ebony, Amber, Titch, Grace, Billie, Dust and Ash (chickens)
What I’m listening to right now: Tout Doucement - Feist
What’s my ringtone: Naff tri-tone iPhone stuff
Favourite character from a TV show: Jim (The Office US)
Favourite character from a movie: Salvador Dali (Midnight in Paris)
Celebrity crush: Jensen Ackles, Heath Ledger (shhh), Matt Bomer, Matthew Goode, Hugh Dancy, Neil Patrick Harris (shhh), Ewen McGregor, Russell Howard, Gerard Butler, Robert Downey Jr, Aaron Johnson, Ian Somerhalder, Chris Pine, James Franco, Liam Hemsworth, Chris Hemsworth, Adam Levine, Harry Hudson-Taylor, Alfie Hudson-Taylor, Chace Crawford, Alex Pettyfer and Darren Criss, to name but a few.
Long distance relationships suck. But I can’t decide if it makes me feel better or worse knowing that the other person is struggling just as much as I am.
Wishing Puck was here right now.
Seriously people, how many different kinds of sex toys do you need on offer?! Okay, if you want to pleasure yourself via a vibrating machine then go right ahead but do you have to make it look like a cute little bunny rabbit? It has it’s own hole to live in thank you very much!
So yeah, today myself and a friend called Fiona thought it would be funny to go on websites and look at sex toys. (we are childish and figured it wouldn’t last long before we chickened out and turned it off) However, then we got rather intrigued…. And scared, of the things we are being offered to stick into…… Certain places. Things with spikes, things with rotating abilities and some that even have several fake tongues attached to a spinning wheel which looked more like something used to propel a speed boat than give sexual satisfaction.
I suppose I will never truly understand this strange concept but for those who it actually works for: First, really? I mean, what is it about these objects? Any explanations you can offer? and, Secondly, enjoy! I’m glad that they manage to bring some joy into your life.
Anyway, that’s possibly the most erotic post you will ever get on this blog so…. I hope you enjoyed that. ;)